i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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