D3 body, D1 cock
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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