we're blogging at a bar
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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