So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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