then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
jump out the window naked night went bad
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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