Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
