Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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