Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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