I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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