I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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