did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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