dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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