you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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