He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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