some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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