We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
