I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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