the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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