he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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