I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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