"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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