I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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