meet me or not, i'm out of control
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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