Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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