Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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