chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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