I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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