yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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