return my video game
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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