What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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