Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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