woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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