I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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