I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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