I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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