do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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