I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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