You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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