I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
