I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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