either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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