Is it normal to miss your booty call?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Text me some of your sweat
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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