I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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