The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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