If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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