I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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