your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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