my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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