Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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