Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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