he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
